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Old Age Jokes

Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.

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Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatt’s Favorite Joke

John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother’s house for a visit. There’s a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table, and John and his friends start snacking on them. When they’re ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma’am, and thank you for the peanuts." Grandma says, "You’re welcome. Ever since I lost my dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."

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