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Old Age Jokes

Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.

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Old and Feeling Great

A nurse friend of mine took a 104-year-old patient for a walk in the hospital corridor. When she got him back to his room and sat him down, he took a deep breath and announced, "That was great! I don’t feel a day over 100!"

 

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