Animal Jokes
Funny cats, dogs, and other creatures prowl through our collection of funny animal jokes.

Me and the wife [singer Katy Perry] have three cats, and they get whatever they want. We can only…

When a squirrel slipped into my house, I did the logical thing: I panicked and called my father.…

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams "I'm a…

A businessman flying first class is sitting next to a parrot. The plane takes off, and the parrot…

Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live…

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are…

Overheard at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney's Animal Kingdom park: a confused woman complaining to…




