Animal Jokes

Dave's parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it. "Every…

My law partner was presenting a no-fault divorce case to an Ohio domestic-relations court. The…

I bought my sons a pet rabbit after they promised they would take care of it. As expected, I ended…

When a squirrel slipped into my house, I did the logical thing: I panicked and called my father.…

John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of Georgia. After chatting all night…

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up…

I'm a police officer and occasionally park my cruiser in residential areas to watch for speeders…

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are…

Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live…

When a rattlesnake got loose in the second-floor hall of the science building at my university, it…