Animal Jokes
Funny cats, dogs, and other creatures prowl through our collection of funny animal jokes.
Me and the wife [singer Katy Perry] have three cats, and they get whatever they want. We can only…
When a squirrel slipped into my house, I did the logical thing: I panicked and called my father.…
Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams "I'm a…
A businessman flying first class is sitting next to a parrot. The plane takes off, and the parrot…
Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live…
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are…
Overheard at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney's Animal Kingdom park: a confused woman complaining to…
Dave's parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it. "Every…
My law partner was presenting a no-fault divorce case to an Ohio domestic-relations court. The…
I bought my sons a pet rabbit after they promised they would take care of it. As expected, I ended…
When a squirrel slipped into my house, I did the logical thing: I panicked and called my father.…
John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of Georgia. After chatting all night…
A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up…
I'm a police officer and occasionally park my cruiser in residential areas to watch for speeders…
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are…
Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live…
Whenever my family leaves the house, our Shetland sheepdog's animal instincts start to kick in.He…
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