Funny Pet Names

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give her a name that screams "I’m a star!" Like these actual pet names …

Cats
Cleocatra
Bing Clawsby
Chairman Meow
Alexander the Grey

Dogs
Mary-Louise Barker
Bettie Poops
Virginia Woof
Iggy Pup
Being Courteous