Baby on the Way
My husband met me at the doctor’s office for my routine checkup, and from there we decided to go out to eat. Since we had driven in separate cars, I arrived at the restaurant first.
"One for dinner?" asked the hostess.
"No," I replied. "There will be two of us in just a minute."
When I saw the panicky look on the hostess’s face, I realized I had forgotten about my appearance. Anybody could see that I was at least 8 1/2 months pregnant.
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