Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."
The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass, and drink the juice."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins?"
"No," replies the priest. "But it’ll wipe that silly grin off your face."
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