Bar Jokes

Bartender, give me another: These funny bar jokes go down smooth!

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An Amnesiac Walks Into...

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a…

You Look so Familiar...

The barman says, “We don’t serve time…

A Penguin Walks Into...

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter…

A Panda Walks Into...

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer…

A Horse Walks Into...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says…

Two Men Walk Into...

Two men walk into a bar. You'd think at least one…

Two Cartons of Yogurt...

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The…

This Cowboy Walks Into...

This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer…

The Past, Present and Future...

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It…

This Dyslexic Guy...

So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a…

Doctor Jones' Daiquiri

Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work…

Charles Dickens Walks Into...

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a…

A Man Walks Into...

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt…

A Pair of Jumper Cables...

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask…

A Mushroom Walks Into...

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink…

A Guy Walks Into...

A guy walks into a bar and finds a horse serving…

A Bear Walks Into...

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a…

A Group of Fonts

Several fonts walk into a bar. "Get out of here!"…

A Grasshopper Hops Into...

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender…

A Brain Goes Into...

A brain goes into a bar and says to the…

A Frenchman Walks Into...

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his…

A Dog Goes Into...

A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The…

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a ...

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in…

Quite a Crowd

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his…

So a Dog Walks Into...

So a dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender…

A Pork Chop Goes Into...

A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink…

A Pig Walks Into a Bar...

A pig walks into a bar, orders 15 beers, and…

A Classic Rivalry

A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a…

Bar Signs

A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting…

Drinking Buddies

Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls…

Topless Bar

Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my…

An Excellent Vintage

A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a…

Being Reasonable

Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted…

Good Answer

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of…

Duck in a Bar

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the…

At the Bar

Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you…

Bar Order

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I…

Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an…

Pucker Up

One night my friend John and I were sitting at a…

Case Study

I was having a drink at a local restaurant with…