This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"? The…

One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar where he used to work, when an attractive…

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where…

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing…

Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn't wait to tell us all about life in…

Everyone has a right to make money. A sign posted at a local pub reads "Be safe: Don't drink…

A drunk walks into a drugstore and asks for a bottle of mouthwash. "I’m not selling you…

A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic. Cars swerved into the parking lot, and…

Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to supply your own.  

Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his barstool and lies motionless on the floor…