Cat Jokes

Funny cats prowl through our collection of jokes.

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LOLHumans.com

I bet cats have 
a secret website where they…

When Cats Go James Bond

The military may have invented the Internet, but…

Cats Are Smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight…

How to Shock a Time Traveler

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what…

Cat Appetites

They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey…

What Cats Want

Me and the wife [singer Katy Perry] have three…

Going to the Dogs

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the…

Funny Pet Names

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If…

The Clothes Make The Cat

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now…

Feline Friendly

A woman walked into my aunt's animal shelter…

Cat Shopping

Living in a household with eight indoor cats…

Hungry Cat

One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter’s…

Magic Cat

I worked at a boarding kennel where people leave…

Regular Feeding

When my daughter and I caught only one perch on…

Talking Bird

My father’s secretary was visibly distraught…

Fashion Forward

A client recently brought her two cats to my…