Christmas Jokes

Ho-ho-ho with our collection of funny Christmas jokes.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Did You Dye Your Beard?

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts…

The Wright Way to Give

One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of…

Mazel Tov, Mary!

Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally…

Christmas Freedom

The holiday 
season:
a deeply religious…

Better Luck Next Year

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for…

Insulting Santa

This mall 
Santa seems insulted that I put down…

It Beats a Board Meeting

The office Christmas party 
is a great…

Scrooge, Junior Grade

Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's…

Part-Time Work

Scene: A man applying for credit 
at a…

No Umbrellas at the North Pole?

Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen…

Reindeer Lessons

Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer…

Green Thumb?

Q: Why does Santa have three garden plots up at…

Great White Christmas

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to good little…

Oh, iGet It

Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas…

What Does December Have...

What does December have that other months don't…

Laughing All the Way!

Q: What is a lion's favorite Christmas…

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Q: Why did the children call St. Nick "Santa…

Open Mic Night at the North Pole

Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his…

Christmas in Eden

Q: What did Adam say the day before…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule…

Gift of The Magi?

This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend that…

The Truth About Santa

I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats…

'Tis The Season...Isn't It?

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you…

Stop the Presses

These holiday "headlines" — concocted by the…

Gift Exchange

My friend reviewed her young son's…

Limited Knowledge

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on…

Alternate History

My mother cast one of her students as the…

The Little Man

A teenager waltzed into our jewelry store to buy…

Meet and Greet

Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk…

Waiting

My wife took our three-year-old to church for the…

Christmas Eve Service

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the…

Entrance to Heaven

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven…

Into the Church

Three buildings in town were overrun by…

Interesting Gifts

For Christmas, I gave my kid a BB gun. He gave me…

Odd Christmas Visit

From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in…

Weary Travelers

Worshippers are greeted by these words at the…

Honest Questions

Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when…

Misplaced

A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for…

Quick Clean-up

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother…