Christmas Jokes

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the…

As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No…

My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader…

My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for…

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around…

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they're met by Saint Peter. "In order…

Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to the other, "What do you think…

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I…

A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals. To personalize each service, he enters a…

My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: "At Christmas, we exchange…