Christmas Jokes
Ho-ho-ho with our collection of funny Christmas jokes.
These holiday "headlines" — concocted by the satirists at the Onion — are completely…
My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: "At Christmas, we exchange…
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No…
My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader…
A teenager waltzed into our jewelry store to buy a cross for her boyfriend. I showed her a…
Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive…
My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for…
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I…
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they're met by Saint Peter. "In order…
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the…
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the…
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No…
My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader…
My wife took our three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for…
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around…
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they're met by Saint Peter. "In order…
Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to the other, "What do you think…
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I…
A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals. To personalize each service, he enters a…
My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: "At Christmas, we exchange…
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