Computer Jokes

Reboot your joke collection with these funny computer jokes.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

spel chekers

On Facebook, the English 
language has few…

Yahoo Questions that will 
Destroy Your Faith in ...

“Can I safely look at a picture 
of the…

How Many Tech-Support People...

Q: How many tech-support folks does it take…

Tech-No-Limits

Can a 3-D printer make ink 
cartridges for a…

The Other Mortal Coils

I told the kids I never want to 
live in a…

I Never Feel More...

I never feel more privileged 
than when I get…

Before LinkedIn...

Before LinkedIn, I didn’t know any…

Skip To The Good Part, Please

I wish people were like Internet videos and you…

LOLHumans.com

I bet cats have 
a secret website where they…

Quip To Complete Purchase

I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and…

Killing Time Online

The only people who don’t click Skip on ads…

Bored Elon Musk

The parody Twitter account 
@boredElonMusk…

That's What I Call 'Force Quit'

I’m thinking of opening a firing range where…

Catch and Retweet

Give a man a fish, and he’ll 
Instagram it;…

The Device Too Big To Fail

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it…

More Funny Hashtags:

#UnlikelySequels: Titanic…

Our Favorite Hashtags on Dating

#GeekPickupLines: My name’s 
Microsoft ……

PowerPoint: the Program You Love to Hate …

• Were Moses alive today, the Ten Commandments…

I Hide Photos...

I hide photos on my computer of me petting…

How to Shock a Time Traveler

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what…

Love Lost, 
Love Found On Craigslist

• The ad for the 14k white gold engagement ring…

Coversation With A Customer-Service Representative:

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that…

Untangling Earbuds Is The New...

On the subway, untangling earbuds is the new…

Teenage Wisdom

I mentioned to my sons that some teens used…

Click Here for History

Historic headlines reimagined for a social…

Did You Hear About the New E-reader?

Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s…

Happy Birthday, Facebook!

On February 4, we’ll celebrate ten years of…

Did It Even have Twitter??

I was showing my kids an old rotary phone when my…

A Reluctant Adopter

My grandmother called to tell me she’d gotten…

Found Him!

“Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo…

A Cell Phone Wedding

Did you hear about the cell phones that got…

Let's "Like" Uncertainty

I realized my little nephew will never know life…

What You Email Address Says About You

Here's what your e-mail address says about your…

New Technology

I finally convinced my mother that it was a good…

A Glitch

After an enthusiastic recommendation from my…

Consulting the Experts

The computer in my high school classroom was…

The Joy of Texting

Not everyone has mastered the art of texting…

Lots of Love

"I'll miss you, Great-Grandma," wrote…

Better Technology

Scene: A bookstore Customer: Can you help me…

The Beauty of the World

My techie husband and I were walking in the high…

Facebook Time

Facebook and Formspring are two of the many…

Knowing the Territory

It was my friend's first camping trip with her…

Latin

When I worked in my school library, a very…

Time Out

After a lengthy course on improving computer…

GPS Abuse

Simon Cowell: This entire trip has been simply…

Simple Directions

Playing around with my new iTouch, I decided to…

Saint of Email

Q Who’s the patron saint of e-mail? A: St…

Times Have Changed

Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter…

Computer Pickup

My boyfriend and I met online and we’d been…

The Telephone Call

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when…

Online Fees

After we got broadband Internet, my husband…

Broken Mess

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I…

Mixed up Nursery Rhyme

Learning to use a voice-recognition computer…

Not Possible

I purchased a new desktop-publishing program that…

Older Times

Our newer, high-speed computer was in the shop…

Technology Problems

Bill Gates and the president of General Motors…

Caffeine Operated

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage…

Computer Talk

My husband and I are both in an Internet…

Embarassing Mix Up

Students at Iowa State University proved once and…

Not So Advanced

A solar-powered computer wristwatch, which is…

Relationship Problems

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a…

Computer Language

My husband, a computer-systems trouble-shooter…

Smarter Generation

The computer in my high school classroom recently…

Snapshot

I realized the impact of computers on my young…

Tough Question

My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to…