Corny Jokes

Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed some space.—Contributed by…

Did you hear the one about the 400-pound cartoonist? He was overdrawn.—Contributed by James…

Did you hear the one about the knife-sharpener who quit his job? He couldn't stand the daily…

Did you hear the one about the mime who went shopping? He only bought…

Did you hear the one about the convict who had an allergy? He broke out.—Contributed by James…

Matt swallowed all the tiles from his Scrabble set. Doctors said the problem will work itself out…

Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through…

Girl #1 (picking up box of baking soda): I didn't know soda was baked. Girl #2: Thank God it's not…

Girl: Why would he say that I was not educated? Friend: Well, that's not exactly what he said…

Guy: Your glasses can't be bad—you just got them! Girl: Yeah, but I cheated on the eye exam…