A Loan for a Loner
A hermit leaves the solitude of his rural home and ventures into town for the first time in his life to try to get a loan.
Inside the bank, he tells the manager, “I want to borrow $10,000 to build a bathroom in my house.”
“I don’t believe I know you,” says the manager. “Where have you done your business before?”
The hermit replies, “Out back in the woods.”
—Submitted by Adam Joshua Smargon,
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