We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing persons case. "She gave them eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body," the instructor said. "In fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now, what would you call this type of person?"
While the rest of us pondered the question, a sheriff’s officer taking the class raised his hand and replied, "A suspect."
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