Customer Service Jokes
Pass the time waiting in line with these funny customer service jokes.
I bought a pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream at the supermarket. As the cashier rang it up, I asked…
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay…
Instead of saying, "And here's your receipt," cashiers should say, "Will you throw…
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these…
I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby café. They had cherry, apple, berry, peach…
Scene: A phone conversation between a client and me—an art director. Me: Hi. I was wondering…
A customer pulled up to my drive-through window at the fast-food restaurant where I work and…
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand…
Days after we invaded Marja, Afghanistan, one of my Marines found out his wife hadn't paid the cell…
One woman raved about the rides at our water park, but she did have a valid complaint: "The…
A man called the phone company to complain about his listing in the directory. "I told you…
After being on the phone forever with a customer who had been having difficulties with a computer…
I called my local utility for help with a minor malfunction in my outdoor gas grill. Their…
I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby café. They had cherry, apple, berry, peach…
Scene: A gas station in Canada Customer: Excuse me. Why won't my debit card work on the pump?…
On the back of a septic-service company truck: "Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise…
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the…
At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished…
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press…
A shoe store customer liked a pair of Reeboks but wasn't completely satisfied. So she stopped an…
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