Customer Service Jokes

Pass the time waiting in line with these funny customer service jokes

Customer Service

Thank you for calling VeriCom Customer Care. Your call is…

1-800-WasteMyTime

The Windows Global Support Center cannot reach everyone.

Angry Customers

The speaker at my bank’s drive-through window had…

Win-Win

I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or…

Disloyal Customer

The aquarium shop where I work has been in business for…

Muscially Challenged

The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the…

Not Very Helpful

During a shopping trip to a department store, I was looking…

One Stinky Promise

On the back of a septic-service company truck:…

Personal Problems

After being on the phone forever with a customer who had…

Small Print, Big Problems

During the mortgage closing on our summer house, my wife…

Speech Impediment

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare…

Airplane Confusion

My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed…

Unappetizing

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name…

Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that…

Losing Things

I sold an item through eBay but it got lost in the mail. So…

Missing Number

While away on business, a colleague and I decided to catch…

Rolling Around

My husband, who is an auto mechanic, received a repair…

Smelly Situation

I called my local utility for help with a minor malfunction…

Temperature Issues

One afternoon, while touring the Canyonlands of southern…

Weighting Around

A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and…