Customer Service Jokes

Pass the time waiting in line with these funny customer service jokes

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Yo Quiero a Clean Criminal Record

Scene: Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now…

Urine Trouble Now

An irate patient called our 
pathology group…

Sweet and LOL

When my customer ordered 
iced tea, I asked…

Bad Soup

The bean soup I’d ordered was mostly water. I…

Barbershop Blunders

The barbershop was crowded, 
so the woman at…

How Many Telemarketers...

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change…

Store Hours Are Never

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet…

Did You Feel It?

I discovered that I’d spent an hour walking…

The Only Qualification...

The only qualification for working at an airline…

Alphabet Soup or Salad?

At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was…

Photographic Evidence

A customer walked up to my 
bank window and…

Fax To The Future

One of my insurance customers faxed over the…

Bitter? No!

Not the people who posted this sign at a…

A Sale-A-Day Keeps Quality at Bay

I think I’ve finally decoded the 
language of…

Business Signs of The Times:

Spotted on a restaurant’s website:…

There is No Such Thing as a Dumb Question, Except for ...

• I work in IT. A customer asked 
me if a…

New From the China National Tourism Administration...

The China National Tourism Administration has…

Every Time I Say That...

Every time I say that I’m ready to order in a…

Coversation With A Customer-Service Representative:

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that…

The Dead Man And The Cobbler...

While going through his 
deceased father’s…

Read The Fine Print

Ad from a printer I will not be doing business…

Idiot of The Month

I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out…

Misdirection

Customer: Pardon me, I’m lost. Me: What are…

Sales Opportunity

As I shopped, the following announcement came…

Proper Pronunciation

I bought a pint of  Häagen-Dazs ice cream at…

Fitness Questionnaire

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym…

Drive-Thru

I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There…

Trash Service

Instead of saying, "And here's your…

Bookstore Guidance Needed

In some quarters, bookstores may be considered…

Special Pie

I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby…

Time for a New Job

Scene: A phone conversation between a client and…

Menu Options

A customer pulled up to my drive-through window…

Christmas Shopping

A customer walked into our store looking for…

Overseas Help

Days after we invaded Marja, Afghanistan, one of…

The Odd Complaint

One woman raved about the rides at our water…

In Canadian

Scene: A gas station in Canada Customer: Excuse…

Quiet Starbucks

It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this…

Pizza Delivery

I was delivering pizzas when I fell hard onto the…

Doing Business

As a salesperson, I do a lot of business over the…

TMI

The waitress was refilling cups of coffee when…

Tales From the Bookstore

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and…

The Right Tie

While we were working at a men's clothing store…

Weight Loss Hotline

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If…

Buying a Puppy

A woman at my friend's pet shop pointed to a…

Other Options

A shoe store customer liked a pair of Reeboks but…

Offering Help

A patient at the dental office where I work…

The City of Brotherly Lies

Tour guides get bored spewing the same facts…

Wrong Direction

I answer a lot of questions at the information…

Table Talk

A customer called our rental store to ask about…

Full of It

Our coworker Patrick shared his worst workday…

Fishing

After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a…

Blindsided

Two friends run into each other while walking…

Apples and Pineapples

After a number of attempts to get the customer…

Cleaning Up

Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that…

Self Serve

My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at…

Good References

A teller at our credit union was assisting a…

4 Silly Tour Guide Questions

Think it's easy being a tour guide? VisitBritain…

Point of Service

At the clothing store where I work, I make it a…

Helpful Suggestion

It was a busy lunch hour, made longer by one of…

A Unique Home

I took a real estate client to a handyman…

Following the Instructions

I provide technical support for the computer…

Job Title

My new credit card arrived in the mail with a…

Security Questions

It was the standard series of check-in questions…

The Right Language

Calling for information about one of my credit…

A Long Wait

Heard on my cable company's answering machine:…

Sounding it Out

A man called the phone company to complain about…

Wrong Announcement

I work at a department store where every night at…

Weighting Around

A colleague was planning a trip to my business…

Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the…

Losing Things

I sold an item through eBay but it got lost in…

Smelly Situation

I called my local utility for help with a minor…

Temperature Issues

One afternoon, while touring the Canyonlands of…

Disloyal Customer

The aquarium shop where I work has been in…

Muscially Challenged

The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at…

Not Very Helpful

During a shopping trip to a department store, I…

One Stinky Promise

On the back of a septic-service company…

Personal Problems

After being on the phone forever with a customer…