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Customer Service Jokes

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Proper Pronunciation

I bought a pint of  Häagen-Dazs ice cream at the supermarket. As the cashier rang it up, I asked…

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Drive-Thru

I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay…

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Trash Service

Instead of saying, "And here's your receipt," cashiers should say, "Will you throw…

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Bookstore Guidance Needed

In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these…

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Special Pie

I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby café. They had cherry, apple, berry, peach…

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Time for a New Job

Scene: A phone conversation between a client and me—an art director. Me: Hi. I was wondering…

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Menu Options

A customer pulled up to my drive-through window at the fast-food restaurant where I work and…

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Christmas Shopping

A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand…

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Overseas Help

Days after we invaded Marja, Afghanistan, one of my Marines found out his wife hadn't paid the cell…

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The Odd Complaint

One woman raved about the rides at our water park, but she did have a valid complaint: "The…