Dad Jokes

Every day is Father's Day with these funny dad jokes.

Parenting, the Dad-Joke Way

My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting…

Dad Jokes from Granddad

None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humor. When…

That's Not How it Works, Dad.

Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked…

No. 1 on Our List — Literally!

My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate…

Paternal Payback

On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father…

Pop Vs. Pup

While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother…

Papa Bear

My husband’s cousin married a former Marine who now works…

What a Card!

Father’s Day was near when I brought my three-year-old…

Watch the Wash, Dad…

I decided to make myself useful and do a load of the family…

Say What, Dad?

Our Gen-X daughter, Cristie, made my husband a Father’s…

Thanks for the Soda, Pop!

Before I took the old family car to college, my father…

The Right Choice

My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with friends one…

“Dad?”

“Dad?” —Zebra looking at a piano Sam Grittner

When I Was a Boy of 14…

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could…

Father’s Day is Important Because…

Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day…

I Gave My Father $100…

I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something…

I Got All My Looks…

I got all my looks from my father. Mostly just the look of…

He’s Hysterical!

A neighbor finds a young boy sitting on the stairs crying…

Big Issues

Our priest asked how things were going with my father…

The Worst Part

My two daughters were discussing the less than desirable…

Acceptance

The day I knew my in-laws had finally accepted me: As we…

Family Matters

“Why doesn’t your mother like me?” a…

Mixed Emotions

I have mixed emotions when I receive Father’s Day…

Going Overboard

When I bought my new Lexus Sport Coupe, my two sons asked…

Easy to Find

My five children and I were playing hide-and-seek one…

Overly Cautious

No one is more cautious than a first-time parent. After our…

Dad's Pride and Joy

The family was viewing old slides and one flashed on the…

One Big Thanks

A friend of mine has an adopted son who, at six-foot-one…

Eye Candy

On vacation my nine-year-old son, Ryan, and I were at the…

Double Decker

It began as an innocent game with my toddler son, Robert…