Dad Jokes

Every day is Father s Day with these funny dad jokes.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Dad Jokes from Granddad

None of my grandsons share my corny sense of…

That's Not How it Works, Dad.

Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the…

No. 1 on Our List — Literally!

My father was completely lost in the kitchen and…

Paternal Payback

On the day I received my learner’s permit, my…

Pop Vs. Pup

While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas…

Papa Bear

My husband’s cousin married a former Marine who…

What a Card!

Father’s Day was near when I brought my…

Watch the Wash, Dad…

I decided to make myself useful and do a load of…

Say What, Dad?

Our Gen-X daughter, Cristie, made my husband a…

Thanks for the Soda, Pop!

Before I took the old family car to college, my…

The Right Choice

My 16-year-old brother, Ryan, was out late with…

"Dad?"

“Dad?” —Zebra looking at a piano Sam…

When I Was a Boy of 14...

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so…

Father's Day is Important Because...

Father’s Day is important because, besides…

I Gave My Father $100...

I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself…

I Got All My Looks...

I got all my looks from my father. Mostly just…

Big Issues

Our priest asked how things were going with my…

The Worst Part

My two daughters were discussing the less than…

Acceptance

The day I knew my in-laws had finally accepted…

Mixed Emotions

I have mixed emotions when I receive Father's Day…

Going Overboard

When I bought my new Lexus Sport Coupe, my two…

Easy to Find

My five children and I were playing hide-and-seek…

Dad's Pride and Joy

The family was viewing old slides and one flashed…

Overly Cautious

No one is more cautious than a first-time parent…

Double Decker

It began as an innocent game with my toddler son…

Eye Candy

On vacation my nine-year-old son, Ryan, and I…

One Big Thanks

A friend of mine has an adopted son who, at…