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Dad Jokes

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One Big Thanks

A friend of mine has an adopted son who, at six-foot-one, loves to play basketball. The boy was applying to basketball camp, and a section of the application called for him to write a brief essay about himself. My friend got a lump in his throat as he read his son’s words: "Most of all I am thankful that I am adopted…"

Then my friend got a cold dose of reality as he continued: "because my dad is so short."

 

 

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Going Overboard

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Eye Candy

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One Big Thanks

A friend of mine has an adopted son who, at six-foot-one, loves to play basketball. The boy was…