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Daily Life Jokes

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The Trouble With Dating

Dating is complicated. You don’t believe us? Here are some examples:

Right after we broke up, my ex-girlfriend called to ask how to change her relationship status on Facebook.

I got into a 90-minute argument with my girlfriend because she was adamant that Moby Dick was a true story. I finally let her win so I could go to sleep.

My now ex-girlfriend and I were in my room one day, and the Internet was particularly slow. After I complained, she suggested that I untangle my Ethernet cord so that more Internet could get through.

I recently joined an online dating site, and one of my matches was my first cousin.

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Your Move

I was playing chess with my friend, and he said, "Let's make this more interesting." So we stopped…

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Funny Research

Take heed, scientists: Not every scientific advancement is Nobel Prize worthy. Some must lay claim…

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A Delicious Mistake

Needing to escape her hectic office, my friend fled to the mall, bought a candy bar, and then…

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Young Help

In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young…

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Funny Smell

While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled gasoline on my shirt. When I went inside…

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Boring Request

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines…