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Daily Life Jokes

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What That Tattoo Really Says

If truth-in-advertising laws governed your tattoos, here’s what the ink would actually say:

Still in my rebellious rite-of-passage phase.

I anticipate always feeling as whimsical as I was when I chose this.

Thinking-ahead deficient.

Personal names on my body are not necessarily indicative of my relationship with that person when you read this.

I regretted this one almost immediately.

It may be wrong to assume that I know what this symbol represents.

Actively taking a role in reducing the number of potential places that might employ me.

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How I Know I Live In A Small Town...

A month ago, my friend announced on Facebook that she was no 
longer ordering the large Coke at…

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Misdirection

Customer: Pardon me, I’m lost. Me: What are you looking for? Customer: I’m looking for…

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What Doesn't Kill Ya...

Nobody wants a pain reliever that’s anything less than extra-strength: “Give me the…

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Your Move

I was playing chess with my friend, and he said, "Let's make this more interesting." So we stopped…

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Funny Research

Take heed, scientists: Not every scientific advancement is Nobel Prize worthy. Some must lay claim…

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A Delicious Mistake

Needing to escape her hectic office, my friend fled to the mall, bought a candy bar, and then…

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Young Help

In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young…

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Funny Smell

While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled gasoline on my shirt. When I went inside…

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Boring Request

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines…