Dog Jokes

Life is ruff. Laugh it off with our favorite funny dog jokes.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Cats Are Smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight…

How Lazy is He???

I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars…

A Dog is More Than A Friend

My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we…

A Dachshund Walks Into a Telegraph...

A Dachshund walks into a telegraph office, picks…

I Hide Photos...

I hide photos on my computer of me petting…

My Favorite Joke: Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette, the chatty half of the magic duo…

Why Aren't Dogs...

Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers? A: Because…

A Dog Goes Into...

A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The…

A Bird Named Moses

A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining…

Dogs Are People Too!

The dogs next door get a little noisy, so one day…

Going to the Dogs

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the…

Funny Pet Names

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If…

Big Litter

"For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd…