Dumb and Funny Jokes
Outrageous antics, dumb criminals, and other idiotic lines make up this dumb and funny jokes collection.
Scene: Starbucks. Customer: Hey, you lost a lot of weight. Barista: No, I gave birth two…
My friend was working at an amusement park when a couple stopped him. "Excuse me," said the woman…
Sometimes men don't date women for their IQs. Here are some examples: Today, my girlfriend asked…
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in…
When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique…
A customer called our service line demanding help with her TV set, which wouldn’t come on.…
I’d just sat down at a Manhattan diner when I noticed schav on the menu. Since I hadn’t…
As we pulled into the parking lot, we saw a couple of people looking under the hood of their car…
A job applicant’s polygraph test for the Washington State Patrol came to an abrupt end after…
While attending an open house, my wife was taken with the home’s modern features, especially…
Anyone traveling on business for our company must fill out an expense report. A field on the form…
My friend was flabbergasted. She'd read that in a recent survey, our home state of California was…
A woman walked into our copy shop to pick up a large order. While there, she asked me to make a…
The day before exams, four college roommates decided to stay up late drinking. Needless to say…
Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her best to communicate with the…
During a job interview at my granddaughter’s pharmacy, an applicant was asked, "Have you…
Despite his low opinion of lieutenants, the sergeant kept a respectful tone as he taught us how to…
Heading down the interstate, our car passed through a huge swarm of gnats so dense that their…
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My…
A tour bus stops in Runnymede, England, and the guide says it was here that the Magna Carta was…
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