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Dumb and Funny Jokes

Outrageous antics, dumb criminals, and other idiotic lines make up this dumb and funny jokes collection.

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The day before exams, four college roommates decided to stay up late drinking. Needless to say, they were late for class the next morning. But they thought they had a good alibi.

“We blew a tire on the way here,” said one of them.

“OK,” said the professor, “but you will have to take a different version of the exam than the other students.”

The first question, worth 95 points, read: “Which tire did you blow?”

 

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