Exercise Returns

Enticed by a television promotion, my wife ordered a popular exercise machine on a 30-day trial offer. Two weeks later she decided not to buy it, and called UPS to arrange for a pickup.

The next day the UPS driver arrived at our house. "Oh, no, not another one of these," he said. "All I’ve been doing is delivering these machines, then picking them up. The only person getting exercise from these things is me!"