Family Jokes

Little girl: I want cotton candy! Mom: You can have some cotton candy after you eat something…

Scene: Playground A young girl is reading a book about knights. Girl: What does our family crest…

Did you hear about the identical twins who robbed a bank? After they were caught, they finished…

My two daughters were discussing the less than desirable physical attributes they had inherited…

People’s parents actually give them sage advice, like “Do what you love, and the money…

"You shouldn't be eating candy so early. We have doughnuts." "The key is to put the…

My sister is a know-it-all who bristles at anyone's well-intentioned advice. But when our older…

My mom wants me to name my kids after people in our family. So I'm naming my firstborn Uncle Karl.

Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk." "Sometimes, it's…

I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The…