She Got Her Diploma!
A man is visiting an old friend when a little girl races through the room.
“Diploma,” the friend calls after her, “bring us two cups of coffee.”
“Diploma? What an odd name,” says the visitor. “How did she get it?”
The friend sighs. “I sent my daughter to study at the university in Lisbon, and that’s what she came back with.”
—Source: Funny in Portugal Survey
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