Landlords Hear The Darnedest Things…

Think it’s easy being a landlord? Check out these tenant complaints:

“The toilet is blocked, and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.”

“Fifty percent of the walls are damp, 50 percent have crumbling plaster, and 50 percent are just plain filthy.”

“My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and now she is pregnant.”

“I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”

“I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.”

“It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.”

From planetproctor.com