One Argument for Bachelorhood
When my lifelong-bachelor uncle turned 78, he traveled across the country to visit a dozen or so old girlfriends.
“How’d it go?” I asked when he returned.
“Thank God I never married any of them,” he said. “They’re all widows.”
—Bill Notchman, Montclair, New Jersey
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