Don’t Ax…

A few weeks back, I went to the hardware store and bought an ax to use on an overgrown shrub. I put the ax in a bag and went a few doors down 
to the grocery store, where I bought two bottles of wine. As the clerk placed the wine in the bag, he spotted the ax.

“This,” he said, “has all the makings of a very interesting weekend.”

Lyle Brewer, Palm Springs, California