Giving Away Tickets
When I was a rookie police officer, I was flustered by citizens who got upset if I gave them a traffic ticket. They would accuse me of trying to complete my quota for the month. Then a veteran officer gave me some useful advice.
The next motorist I stopped sarcastically commented, "I guess this will help you reach your quota."
I smiled and, repeating my mentor’s words, replied, "No, sir, they took our quota away. Now we can write as many as we want."