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Good Neighbors?

A sign spotted at a housing development: "This is a private road maintained by the owners of the homes which affront the street."

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How I Know I Live In A Small Town...

A month ago, my friend announced on Facebook that she was no 
longer ordering the large Coke at…

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How I Met Your Father

Studying our wedding photos, my six-year-old asked, “Did you marry Dad because he was…

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Overheard At The Fair...

Little girl: I want cotton candy! Mom: You can have some cotton candy after you eat something…

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Education Starts At Home

During a science lesson, my sister-in-law picked up a magnet and 
said to her second-grade class…

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Misdirection

Customer: Pardon me, I’m lost. Me: What are you looking for? Customer: I’m looking for…

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The Cruelest Cut

After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, “Is there anything you’d like to…

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Cursed Words

“I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you 
remember every…

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A Classic Rivalry

A Red Sox fan walks into a Boston pub and spots a guy wearing a New York Yankees cap. “Drinks for…

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A Costly Confession

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would cost $6 per person…

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In Your Dreams

On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me 
a…