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Beauty of the Beholder

An elderly patient paid me a wonderful compliment. "You’re beautiful," she said. I must have looked skeptical because she was quick to assure me that she was sincere. "It’s just that I rarely hear flattering comments about my looks," I explained.

She smiled understandingly. "That’s because you’re fat. But it doesn’t mean you aren’t pretty."

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