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Plastic Surgery

After my ten-year-old daughter declared her disgust with cosmetic surgery, I dropped a bomb on her. "Don’t be too quick to judge," I told her. "Before college, I had a nose job."

She was completely thrown. "You mean," she said, "it was bigger?"

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