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Funny Headlines

Sometimes what's sitting on top of the story is the story, especially with these real, funny headlines.

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Miners Refuse to Work After Death

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle