Heard on the Street

Conversation #1
Girl #1: This whole Ben situation is really starting to tick me off.

Girl #2: I know! I just don’t know what his deal is.

Girl #1: He called me like 12 times yesterday.

Girl #2: He called you? [Pause] Oh, you mean Ben your boyfriend.

Girl #1: As opposed to?

Girl #2: Ben from Lost.

Conversation #2
Guy #1: You look really familiar-what do you do?

Guy #2: I’m an actor, poet, musician …

Guy #1: No-did you ever work at Bloomingdale’s?

Guy #2: … Yes.