Home Jokes

Come home, sweet home with these funny jokes.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Frozen Account

My cousin always “borrows” money from her…

He's Now the Butt of the Joke

Wife: “Honey, did you notice? I bought a new…

What's the Word for...

Sometimes you have a mess on your hands that…

Education Starts At Home

During a science lesson, my sister-in-law picked…

The Final Fix

I can’t tell the difference between a rose…

Honey, I'm Home

I arrived home from work to find all the windows…

Home Again

Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye…

Just Following Directions

My wife is a by-the-recipe baker. But that…

Being Prepared

I was not thrilled with the idea of letting my…

A Unique Home

I took a real estate client to a handyman…

Exercise Route

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him…

Household Duties

One rainy morning, my mother went for her daily…

Nifty Replacement

I spent an afternoon helping my boyfriend move…

Personal Service

My wife and her friend Karen were talking about…

No Labor Required

When my friend got a job, her husband agreed to…

Winter Migration

We purchased an old home in northern New York…

Not so Private

 Security and peace of mind were part of the…

Unfinished Repairs

My sister Darlene has the courage—but not…