Home Jokes

I can’t tell the difference between a rose and a dandelion. So when it came time to fix up my…

I arrived home from work to find all the windows and doors wide open. Apparently our puppy had had…

Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never…

My wife is a by-the-recipe baker. But that attention to detail still hasn't made her chocolate chip…

I was not thrilled with the idea of letting my clueless 13-year-old son babysit his younger…

I took a real estate client to a handyman special. The place was great, and we couldn't understand…

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement…

One rainy morning, my mother went for her daily run. As she returned to the house, she slipped and…

I spent an afternoon helping my boyfriend move into a new home. In one carton I found a crockpot…

My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our…