What I Call “an Idiot.”
Suit: Do you have what I call a Sharpie?
Secretary: … What you call a Sharpie?
Secretary: … You and no one else?
Suit: It’s like a felt-tipped pen.
Secretary: Oh, I know what it is.
Suit: Well, do you have one?
Secretary: Yes, I do. I keep it here in what I call a drawer.
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