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Is the Client Always Right?

A graphic designer on the phone with his client.

Designer:  Hi. I’m just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say “programs” for the third question.

Client: No! What I sent along was completely accurate. Just copy it over exactly as it says. I’ll explain it nice and slowly for you.

Designer: “Please indicate which pogroms you’ve attended”?

Client: Yeah, that should be programs.

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