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Resume Classics

What’s the finest example of fiction today? The résumé. Here are some classics sent to bemused hiring managers.

Candidate listed military service dating back to before he was born.
Candidate claimed to be a member of the Kennedy family.
Job seeker claimed to be the CEO of a company, when he was an hourly employee.
Job seeker included samples of work, which were actually those of the interviewer.

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