Kids' Jokes

Memorize these fun clean jokes for kids, and you'll be a hero with the short set.

NEW FUNNY JOKES

Cluck Life

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A:…

What do You Call a Line...

Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping…

What Do You Call an Old...

Q: What do you call an old…

What does Charles Dickens...

Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice…

What's the different between a cat...

Q: What's the different between a cat and a…

Which dinosaur knew...

Q: Which dinosaur knew the most…

Why do artists...

Why do artists constantly feel…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule…

Better Than His Ghoul-Cousin...

Q: Who did Frankenstein's monster bring to…

Muy Picante

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets…

Tooth or Consequences

After cleaning my five-year-old patient’s…

New Generation

I was visiting a friend who could not find her…

The Cop and the Superhero

A concerned police officer approaches a boy who…

Good Genes?

The topic for my third-grade class was genetics…

In the Band

Sam's eighth birthday, my brother took him to a…

Mature Fun

As I was treating my daughter and her family to…

The Test

When my eight-year-old asked how I knew I was…

Hoping for the Best

My second graders were assigned the task of…

Sign of the Times

At a baby shower, everyone was asked to complete…

It's About Time

A few weeks? after the death of my father-in-law…

War Veteran

When I took my school-age daughters to a lunch…

What's My Name?

My five-year-old nephew has always happily…

Curious Kids

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to…

Waiting Room

I sat in the doctor’s waiting room watching…

Where You Want to Be

"Where is Pearl Harbor?" I asked my…

Lincoln Memorial

When my eight-year-old sister came to visit, I…

Kid Philosophy

I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school…

The Warning

I should have known better than to take my…

Delicious Beverage

Our three-year-old daughter was making up a poem…

Winter Games

My two sons, Jake and Austin, are a handful. So I…

Looking For Mom

While my three-year-old grandson was attending a…

Picture Frame

My daughter loved the picture frame her…

Showing Off

My 13-year-old nephew thought his…

Overachievers

All parents are proud of overachieving children…

Hair Loss

Our friend tells everyone that he began losing…

Weight Watchers

Following his motivational talk at a Weight…

Men in Blue

My five-year-old grandson was looking through…

Guinness

We were shopping for clothes when my 13-year-old…

The Delicious Drug

My husband, a deputy district attorney, was…

Branch of Service

Our elementary school was honoring local…

My Son

I stole a couple of minutes from work to give my…

In the Supermarket

At our supermarket, I noticed a woman with four…

True Identity

During Sunday school, the substitute teacher…

Christmas Chicken

The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock…

The Simple Truth

I love playing Santa at the mall. But parents…

My Hero

Last Thanksgiving, my niece came home with her…

The Brakes

The first time my son was on a bike with training…

Newest Mother

A little boy went to the library to check out a…

Brand New Technology

To commemorate his first visit to our library, I…

What Boys Want

"Boys just like one thing," my…

Changing Voice

My sister explained to my nephew how his voice…

Crisp Cookies

While I was making a huge batch of snickerdoodle…

Eat Well

Forget about Halloween. If you're really eager to…

On Paper

When he received a journal as a gift, my…

Retired

When my ex-Marine father-in-law was at my house…

Like New

I love making clothes for my five-year-old…

Innocent Question

Up on the screen at our local multiplex, the star…

Concerned Owner

The 6 a.m. regulars at the dog run are, not…

Like a Rolling Stone

At my ten-year-old's request, I loaded my Rolling…

Ach Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ach.Ach who?Bless you!

Alpaca Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca…

Amos Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A…

Boo Who?

Knock! Knock!BooBoo who?It's me, why are you…

Ketchup Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Ketchup.Ketchup…

Sam and Janet Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Sam and JanetSam and…

Wevill Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there..! WevillWevill who?We…

Army Girl

"Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter…

Learning to Drive

Every morning, I do a mad dash to drop off my son…

Fresh Is Best

My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students…

Zip It!

My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care…

Hiding Spot

Luke, our venturesome 14-month-old son, was at my…

Hiding the Presents

I had finished my Christmas shopping early and…

High Dive

When my daughter was little, we took a vacation…

Loud Disturbance

My sister had been ill, so I called to see how…

Name Calling

When my neighbor's granddaughter introduced me to…

Not Real

One night our local newscaster was reading about…

Out of Breath

While editing announcements for a newspaper, I…

Out of Use

As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's…

Seeing is Believing

My father and I belong to the religion of…

Smart Eyes

A first-grader came to the ophthalmology office…

Telling the Truth

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go…

White Lie

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly…

Asking for Help

While taking a routine vandalism report at an…

Fake Teeth

The orthodontist and his assistants were removing…

Gritty Chocolate

As a dentist, I recently tried out a new…

Wrong Cure

The commercial for Viagra with the middle-aged…

Impossible Questions

Preparing my son for his first day of…

Understanding the Message

During weekly visits to my allergist, I've…

Young Competitor

As a professor at Texas A&M, I taught during…

Fruity Fragrance

After years of using the same perfumes, I decided…

Jail Time

My older son loves school, but his younger…

Sick Day

My son, age 13, was sick in bed with bronchitis…

Trouble Focusing

Nothing seems to dim my 13-year-old son's sense…

Virtual Perspective

I overheard my nine-year-old son on the phone…