Kids’ Jokes

Memorize these fun clean jokes for kids, and you'll be a hero with the short set.

A Tough Question For Teacher

My friend is an elementary school teacher who shares her…

Q: What Does Mom Use to Clean?

I was playing a guessing game with my four-year-old…

Bros Before Hose

I couldn’t understand why my son was so outraged by his…

Why Did The Chicken Go to…

Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
séance? A: To get to…

Cluck Life

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: If it had…

What do You Call a Line…

Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?…

What Do You Call an Old…

Q: What do you call an old snowman?   A: Water!

What does Charles Dickens…

Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?  …

What’s the different between a cat…

Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?…

Which dinosaur knew…

Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?   A: The…

Why do artists…

Why do artists constantly feel cold?   Because…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who?…

Better Than His Ghoul-Cousin…

Q: Who did Frankenstein’s monster bring to prom? A:…

Muy Picante

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeño business!

Tooth or Consequences

After cleaning my five-year-old patient’s teeth, I…

New Generation

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless…

The Cop and the Superhero

A concerned police officer approaches a boy who is crying…

Good Genes?

The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling…

In the Band

Sam’s eighth birthday, my brother took him to a…

Mature Fun

As I was treating my daughter and her family to the buffet…

The Test

When my eight-year-old asked how I knew I was pregnant, I…

Sign of the Times

At a baby shower, everyone was asked to complete nursery…

It's About Time

A few weeks? after the death of my father-in-law, I found…

Hoping for the Best

My second graders were assigned the task of writing…

War Veteran

When I took my school-age daughters to a lunch with…

What's My Name?

My five-year-old nephew has always happily answered to BJ…

Curious Kids

Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask…

Waiting Room

I sat in the doctor’s waiting room watching a young…

Where You Want to Be

"Where is Pearl Harbor?" I asked my fourth-grade…

Lincoln Memorial

When my eight-year-old sister came to visit, I took a day…

Kid Philosophy

I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school and asked…

The Warning

I should have known better than to take my four-year-old…

Delicious Beverage

Our three-year-old daughter was making up a poem when she…

Winter Games

My two sons, Jake and Austin, are a handful. So I…

Picture Frame

My daughter loved the picture frame her five-year-old son…

Looking For Mom

While my three-year-old grandson was attending a birthday…

Showing Off

My 13-year-old nephew thought his "gangsta"…

Overachievers

All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one…

Weight Watchers

Following his motivational talk at a Weight Watchers…

Men in Blue

My five-year-old grandson was looking through some old…

Hair Loss

Our friend tells everyone that he began losing his hair…

Guinness

We were shopping for clothes when my 13-year-old daughter…

The Delicious Drug

My husband, a deputy district attorney, was teaching an…

Branch of Service

Our elementary school was honoring local veterans. The…

My Son

I stole a couple of minutes from work to give my wife a…

In the Supermarket

At our supermarket, I noticed a woman with four boys and a…

Guessing Game

Once I’d finished reviewing my daughter’s…

True Identity

During Sunday school, the substitute teacher asked my…

The Simple Truth

I love playing Santa at the mall. But parents often have…

Christmas Chicken

The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its…