Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock, who's there? Our funny jokes, that's who.

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Wanda

Knock! Knock!Who's there?WandaWanda who?Wanda…

Olive

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive…

Ho-ho who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho…

Hanna who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hanna. Hanna…

Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mary and…

Irish who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish…

Santa who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Santa. Santa…

Snow who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yule…

Carmen

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Convex

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Ya

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya…

Sherlock

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Scold

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold…

Robin

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Robin. Robin…

Police

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Otto

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto…

Orange

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Noah

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah…

Needle

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Nana

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nana. Nana…

Luke

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke…

Lettuce

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Ketchup

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Justin

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Isabelle

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Harry

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry…

H.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? H. H…

Goat

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat…

Dozen

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen…

Dishes

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Claire

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Cash

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash…

Canoe

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Canoe. Canoe…

Boo Hoo

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo hoo. Boo…

Ben

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben…

Avenue

Knock! Knock! Who's…

Alpaca

Knock! Knock! Who's…

To

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To…

Heidi

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Heidi.Heidi who?Heidi…

Howl

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Howl.Howl who?Howl you…

Wendy

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy…

Ken

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let…

Will

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Will.Will who?Will you…

Ice Cream

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ice cream.Ice cream…

Figs

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your…

Alex

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alex.Alex who?Hey, Alex…

Broken Pencil

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Broken pencil.Broken…

Little Old Lady

Knock! Knock!Who's there?A little old lady.A…

Annie

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Annie.Annie who?Annie…

Doorbell

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Somebody who can't reach…

Doris

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Doris.Doris who?Doris…

Tank

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Tank.Tank who?You're…

From

Knock! Knock!Who's there?From.From who?Actually…

Radio

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Radio.Radio who?Radio…

Witches

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Witches.Witches…

Sam and Janet

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Sam and JanetSam and…

Amos

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito…

Weevil

Knock! Knock!Who's there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil…