Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's There?Boo hoo.Boo hoo who?Aw, don't cry. It's just a joke!—Contributed…

Knock! Knock!Who's There?H.H who?Bless you!—Contributed by Heidi Hofbauer-Wagnitz

Knock! Knock!Who's There?Goat.Goat who?Goat to the door and see!—Contributed by Audrey Dee

Knock! Knock!Who's There?RobinRobin who?Robin’ you! So hand over your money!—Contributed by…

Knock! Knock!Who's There?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack up the…

Knock! Knock!Who's There?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline…

Knock! Knock!Who's There?CashCash who?I didn’t realize you were some kind of…

Knock! Knock!Who's There?KetchupKetchup who?Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you!—Contributed…

Knock! Knock!Who's There?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier

Knock! Knock!Who's There?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to open the door?!—Contributed by…