Lawyer Jokes

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Trappiest Place on Earth

A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland…

I Don't Say "Hey" Pro Bono

A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer:…

Long Tour of Duty

I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury…

A Little Too Literal

If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer…

Roll Call

I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen…

The First Case

An investment banker decides she needs in-house…

Court of Less Appeal

Justice isn't just blind—it's snickering at…

Frame of Reference

When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury…

The Judgement

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out…

Protesting Too Much

Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm's…

Usual Suspect

While prosecuting a robbery case, I conducted an…

Running the Show

I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse…

Guilty as Charged

In Fort Worth, Texas, I was hauled before the…

Love Report

A young man I know, who recently became law clerk…

No Lawsuits

Sidewalks were treacherous after a heavy…

Waiting for the Fine

The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the…

Bad Job

As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants…

Liar Liar

As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery…

Not so Humble

I was once a legal secretary to a young law clerk…

Tough Punishment

I was a brand-new attorney in practice alone, and…

Pretty Pennies

Q: Who invented copper wire? A: Two tax attorneys…