Lawyer Jokes

I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew most of the staff. As I sat with other…

If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer, you’ll need a degree. But as these court…

I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of burglary, when the judge asked everyone to…

An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so she interviews a young lawyer…

Justice isn't just blind—it's snickering at these real courtroom give-and-takes: Judge (to…

When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the…

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk…

Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm's client denied the allegations. So when the victim…

While prosecuting a robbery case, I conducted an interview with the arresting officer. My first…

I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security. As part of my job, I explain court…